Today I left CERN. I can never stay long in paradise - I always get expelled for some ridiculous reason. This time it might be because
I lost hope that the LHC would be running soon
I spilled coffee on Witten the other day at CosmoCoffee
I discovered that John Ellis' beard is fake
My contract has expired
Whatever the reason, Luis (depicted above as an archangel) has told me to leave. This means I cannot run a blog from CERN anymore. From now on this is a no-longer-from-CERN blog. Reports from CERN seminars will give place general broodings about particle physics. However, CERN-gossiping should continue thanks to the spy network I established in the last years.
I suppose blogging will be perturbed until I settle in a new vacuum.